News FAQ: Legalize it
Last Tuesday, Washington and Colorado passed ballot measures legalizing recreational use of marijuana. Here are some questions people have about the issue.
Wasn’t marijuana legalized four years ago?
No, you entering college and federal legalization of marijuana are two different things.
Have they lifted the size limits on bongs? Can I make, like,
a two-story bong now?
Other than one’s imagination, there have never been limits, legal or otherwise, in terms of how large marijuana water pipes can be.
Does this mean it’s now safe to operate a wrecking ball
while high? Because I’m willing to give it another shot.
No. Laws against impaired operation of an industrial vehicle will remain in effect.
I rolled a huge joint, took off all my clothes, and marched
around my front yard while getting high as a kite.
That is not a question; however, we salute your verve.
Oh my God, you are so stoned right now!
No, I am a news feature that explains relevant issues of the day. As a written work, I am not alive. I have neither the desire nor the means to use marijuana.