News FAQ: Legalize it
Wasn’t marijuana legalized four years ago?
No, you entering college and federal legalization of marijuana
are two different things.
Have they lifted the size limits on bongs? Can I make, like,
a two-story bong now?
Other than one’s imagination, there have never been limits,
legal or otherwise, in terms of how large marijuana water pipes can be.
Does this mean it’s now safe to operate a wrecking ball
while high? Because I’m willing to give it another shot.
No. Laws against impaired operation of an industrial vehicle
will remain in effect.
I rolled a huge joint, took off all my clothes, and marched
around my front yard while getting high as a kite.
That is not a question; however, we salute your verve.
Oh my God, you are so stoned right now!
No, I am a news feature that explains relevant issues of the
day. As a written work, I am not alive. I have neither the desire nor the means
to use marijuana.
