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Laff a Little: The Pilgrims and the Indians are sitting down for the first Thanksgiving ...

November 21st 2012

Life can be sooooo serious sometimes, can’t it? We here at Thing X know how important it is to take some time each day to lighten up and get a little silly! So dust off those funny bones, stretch out your chuckle muscles, and get ready to Laff A Little, with the funniest jokes from around the web!



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he Pilgrims and the Indians are sitting down for the first Thanksgiving ever. The Indian chief stands up and says, “Where’s the turkey?” Hup! Two! Three! Chuckle! That’s right, soldier! Laugh A Little!

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s the family said grace over Thanksgiving, Grandma Carter noticed that Cody was just mouthing the words. “Cody Carter, don’t you have anything you’re thankful for?” Grandma Carter scolded him. “Yes,” Cody said, watching his father carve the perfectly-cooked turkey. “I’m thankful there’s no god for me to be beholden to, and I am responsible for my own morality.” Out of the mouths of babes! Laugh a little!

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wo cans of cranberry sauce, one with a green label and one with an orange label, sit on the counter and try to decide which one of them will be opened first for Thanksgiving. The one with the orange label insists it will be him, while the green label sits back knowing he'll be picked first. Turn that face into a smile! Laugh a little!

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