Laff a Little: Jim and Sarah had devised a game of tag ...
Life can be sooooo serious sometimes, can’t it? We here at Thing X know how important it is to take some time each day to lighten up and get a little silly! So dust off those funny bones, stretch out your chuckle muscles, and get ready to Laff A Little, with the funniest jokes from around the web!
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im and Sarah had devised a game of tag to make their goodbyes a little less sad. The last to tag the other was the winner. During one heated chase, Jim stopped short and let Sarah run into him. He thought they would fall down laughing, but Sarah hit her face pretty hard on his back. Whoops! Puppy Love is directionless! Laugh a little!
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wo snooty types are standing on the deck of the Titanic just as the ship is starting to go down. One of them says, “Reginald, I do fear we may not be evacuated in time.” The other guy goes, “I fear you are right. Who would have thought that the price of the fare would be that of our very lives.” They looked out to the gray sea as water overtook the bow. Looking for a real icebreaker? It’s women and chuckles first on the S.S. Laugh a Little!
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wo friends were hanging out watching football when one asked, “Are you an organ donor?” The other replied, “No, it disturbs me too much to think of my dead body being cut into pieces and distributed into other people's bodies. And so I have to live with the guilt that I'm preventing other people from getting the help they need to survive.” Don't laugh TOO hard or you might hurt your organs. Laugh a little!
