Laff a Little: A man takes his wife on a nice vacation...
Life can be sooooo serious sometimes, can’t it? We here at Thing X know how important it is to take some time each day to lighten up and get a little silly! So dust off those funny bones, stretch out your chuckle muscles, and get ready to Laff A Little, with the funniest jokes from around the web!
After three nights of losing sleep to a vocally amorous cat, a Mister Jones decided he’s had enough. He took a five-gallon bucket and filled it with water, then sat at his window, waiting to douse the cat when it appeared. When dawn finally broke, Mister Jones was furious. "Where the hell was that thing? I waited up all night for it!" His wife rolled over, looked at him, then got up to take a shower. Hey, we'd be fe-LYIN' if we didn't think that would cause a titter or two. Laugh a little!
A man takes his wife on a nice vacation. At the airport, he goes up to the counter to see if he can get bumped up to first class. "Well, what happened?" his wife asks. "We're on a list, but it doesn't look good," he replies. Now seating laughs with small children and the elderly. Laugh a little!
A straight-A student was surprised to find that she had made a C- on her latest essay and asked her professor why he had graded her so harshly. The professor removed his glasses and leaned in, saying, "I don’t discuss grades during class hours; please email me with your concerns." Guess she should have studied YUCK-enomics! Laff a little!