Laff a Little: A little boy wants nothing more than a model train set ...
Life can be sooooo serious sometimes, can’t it? We here at Thing X know how important it is to take some time each day to lighten up and get a little silly! So dust off those funny bones, stretch out your chuckle muscles, and get ready to Laff A Little, with the funniest jokes from around the web!
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little boy wants nothing more than a model train set for Christmas; he is on his very best behavior, and he even writes a letter to Santa Claus asking for the toy. When Christmas morning comes, he is disappointed not to find the train set under the Christmas tree, but he takes solace in the company and warmth of his family. Why not unwrap some guffaws, sugarplum? Laugh a little!
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wo men are trapped on a desert island. One gets a fit of holiday spirit and shaves coconut pulp to make his long beard look white. "Who am I?" says the man with a coconut beard. The other man turns to him and says nothing, for he knows they will both die slowly of malnutrition if they don’t die of dehydration first. Ho-ho-HOLIDAY! Laugh a little!
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little Jewish boy comes home from school and he’s just bawling his eyes out. His parents ask him what happened, and he says, “The kids at school said Santa hates me because I’m Jewish.” His parents said, “That wasn’t nice, but Santa is part of the Christian holiday tradition.” Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of guffaws! Laugh a little!
