Laff a Little: A housewife’s going through her usual routine ...
Life can be sooooo serious sometimes, can’t it? We here at Thing X know how important it is to take some time each day to lighten up and get a little silly! So dust off those funny bones, stretch out your chuckle muscles, and get ready to Laff A Little, with the funniest jokes from around the web!
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housewife’s going through her usual routine, vacuuming and whatnot, when all of a sudden there’s a knock at the door. She opens it, and there’s an encyclopedia salesman standing there. He introduces himself and the housewife says, “I didn’t think people sold encyclopedias door to door anymore,” and the salesman goes, “It still happens occasionally.” Any interest in this fine, laughter-bound set of the Encyclopedia Giggletannica? Laugh a Little!
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wo brothers who hadn’t spoken for years met at their father’s funeral. In the midst of an awkward hug, one broke into tears and choked out the words “It shouldn't have taken this… I'm so sorry.” Better late than never! Laugh a little!
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ittle Suzie was with her mommy when their gardener finished with the yard. As he packed up his truck, Suzie asked, “Do we say goodbye to people like gardeners?” Vaguely distressed, her mother replied, “Sometimes… it depends.” Better bring your laugh-blower today; they're all over the place! Laugh a little!
